Monday, December 15, 2008

How a woman thinks

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a
steady forty mile per hour. The wife is behind the
wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and
speaks in a clear voice.

"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for
twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead
but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and
talk me out of it,"he says, "because I've been having
an affair with your best friend, and she's a far
better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering
wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the
credit cards and the boat."
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive
concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so
he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled
"No, I've got everything I need." she says."Oh,
really?" he inquires, "so what have you got?" Just
before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife
turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."

Never underestimate how a woman thinks.

Moral of the story don't buy Toyota VIOS E as it has
only one airbag. The husband sure die laa and wife gets
everything. If WAJA both will jalan i.e. dieeee loorrr (no airbag) unless
WAJA premium.

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